What Hetalia Has Done To Us...

Ni hao! It me, China (again)!

So, I took his into consideration and decided to post a bit of my nanowrimo here. This drabble is based off of the strange looks our science teacher would give us when Japan and I would start talking in Hetalia terms in class aru...

Enjoy my terrible writing aru...



What Hetalia Has Done To Us...

  Mrs. Lily handed out the quiz, a smile plastered on her face. "Remember class," she said, "this is only a pretest, just to show me what you know. And remember, this is anonymous, so don't put your name on this!" She finished passing the sheets of paper out and sat at her desk, watching in excitement as the students filled out the form.

  But was too distracted by the ticking clock to see three students exchange sly glances at each other.

***

  The next day, Mrs. Lily watched as all of the students settled down to begin class. She was extremely frazzled out from looking over the tests, especially when it came to this class.

  The room went silent when she turned the projector. "I must say, never in my twelve years of teaching have I ever seen such...unique answers." She brushed her blonde hair out of her face. "And by popular demand, these are the answers." She picked up her leopard print clipboard as the students studied the image being projected.

  After a few minutes, she stopped them. "I've decided to read the answers I've received. I'm surprised; at least three people in this class gave me the most bizarre responses, all almost exactly the same! So I will read those first."

  Three students exchanged glances, smiling like maniacs when the answers were read.
  "Number one: Name three countries that were on the Axis. The response was "Italy, Germany, and Japan. And by the way, Germany is in love with Italy.""

  Some people laughed. Mrs. Lily continued.
  "Number two: Which countries had the Sino-Soviet split? The response was "China and Russia, and although China was wary of Russia, Russia still continued to stalk him.""

  There were some strange looks.
  "Number three: What is the War of the Austrian Succession? The response was "It was between Austria and Prussia, with the Bad Touch Trio (Spain, France, and Prussia) on Prussia's side, and mainly England on Austria's. So after Austria and England were talked about food (by the way, bad idea), there was the first battle. And since England and France are always fighting, England said he didn't want to take sides—he only wanted deliver a blow to France. So Maria Theresa got reinforcements, which was Hungary (and she had this CRAZY look in her eyes, saying "I WANNA KILL PRUSSIA FOR OCCUPYING AUSTRIA'S LITTLE HAPPY PLACE!"). Even so, they lost the war. But don’t worry, it’s okay, since Hungary was telling Prussia to give it back when Prussia was about to go to sleep. And it scared the heck out of him."

  The class let out a very loud "WHAT?!" while the three exchanging glances laughed.

  Mrs. Lily gulped. "And finally, number four: Tell me what you know about England and France's relationship over their history. The answer I received was, "They've been fighting to the death ever since birth. But nevertheless, deep down in their hearts, they love each other...sexually."

  Everyone burst out laughing. Mrs. Lily froze, and then sighed. "Who wrote these answers?"

  The three girls exchanging looks sheepishly raised their hands. "So...is it right?" one asked.

  Mrs. Lily only slammed her head onto her clipboard.

Yes, I know, terrible aru. Well, tell me what you think aru!